No different whined at than withstood

This is a special way of being afraid
No trick dispels. Religion used to try,
That vast, moth-eaten musical brocade
Created to pretend we never die,
And specious stuff that says No rational being
Can fear a thing it will not feel, not seeing
That this is what we fear – no sight, no sound,
No touch or taste or smell, nothing to think with,
Nothing to love or link with,
The anasthetic from which none come round.

-Philip Larkin, from “Aubade”

It is the misfortune of many morning commuters to find themselves at the ass end of an hour, when Morning Edition turns to religion and pop music, which occupy more or less the same sphere. Today, it was religion; more particularly, that “A third of young adults in this country say they don’t identify with any organized religion.” I strongly suspect you’d have found the same results at any Oxbridge or Ivy League in 1913, but let’s just assume that away and say, yes, This Is How We Live Now.

Well, the underlying premise of the piece is that these irreligious, but not at all atheistic, young folks are struggling to find a church that accords with their social beliefs and self-conception, that is welcoming and fulfilling, that gathers them all . . . excuse me while I reach for the mouthwash. These are all people who found the Marketing and PR lacking. They want a good aspirational lifestyle campaign. They want to feel like they’re helping the environment by buying locally. Um, you know, like, they’re kind of like, maybe afraid of oblivion.

Thou hast made me, shall thy work decay? The quintessential characteristics of religion in the story are psychological rather than spiritual. Am I good person? How can I be fulfilled? These kids are just shopping for religions. No different from walking into Urban Outfitters. I just want to find a religion that expresses who I really am! But a lot of these religions, well, I have long legs and the cuffs don’t fall quite right at the top of my mock-vintage Chukka boots.

I don’t have a problem with this, really; there’s a kind of classicism to it that I enjoy, like, pick which temple deity or sibyl or seer etc. most appeals to you or most conveniently represents the values/desires/wishes/needs in your life right now and leave the gold coin/ox penis/voodoo doll at her door. But this being NPR and all, the whole thing must be trussed like a 4-lb roaster and turned slowly over the fire of social significance. What does it mean that we live in a society in which one third of young adults are religiously unaffiliated? Well, it means that we live in a society in which two thirds of young adults are religiously affiliated. I suppose you could blame it on chemicals in fracking water, or the absence of really decent scripted network dramas, or the NHL lockout. What does it all mean, NPR’s David Greene? Don’t mean shee-it.

See, the conceit of the piece is that these young people are “struggling.” No, Augustine was struggling. We’re just a little indecisive. Yo, they recognize that religion of a self-help, socially moderate, regularly (but not too regularly) practiced—a set of guidelines, shall we say, rather than a rulebook–kind is a powerful sort of social currency.

Because the people who really “struggle” with the emptiness of modern life and the absence of faith, yo, NPR has different words for those people. “Islamists.” “Fundamentalists.” “Fanatics.” “Religious extremists.” Now, As A Gay Man ©, my obvious preference is for the shopping-cart variety, but let’s not pretend that these people are looking for the meaning of life. They’re just looking for the better dividend miles program.

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12 responses to “No different whined at than withstood

  1. Todd S.

    Shopping religion is like shopping the interior aisles of the supermarket versus the perimeter. You’re looking for a ready-made package deal that can be taken as a whole instead of attempting to generate something new and/or unique that is useful and meaningful to you, even if it means recycling or repurposing bits and pieces of other things.

  2. dronkmonk

    True, but I don’t see a lot of honest, introspective, unflinching “struggle” among fundamentalists etc. either. Seems like a cultural difference mostly.

    Thanking you for a French-free post btw.

  3. What does it mean that we live in a society in which one third of young adults are religiously unaffiliated? Well, it means that we live in a society in which one third of young adults are religiously affiliated.

    Wait, what happened to the other third?

  4. Here’s something that surprised me – one of the co-authors of “How God Changes Your Brain” (Mark Robert Waldman) says he doesn’t believe in God, and the other (Andrew Newberg, MD) states, “I harbor the hope and feeling that God or some ultimate reality, in whatever form it may take, actually exists. I don’t know if my intuition is true, but I am quite comfortable with my uncertainty.”

    see also: Buddhism; Unitarian Universalist Association; The People’s Catholic Church as founded by Pope Maurice.

  5. diane

    just blowing a warm, humid kiss (water is vital here). … as we never know in life …we think we are irrelevent …but we may actually be providing a stepping stone to another human’s life, ….versus death. …kindness, caring forethought and even caring afterthought, …. will always wins the day, ….. for all of us who are most certainly not: mechanical and robotic. ;0)

  6. David Halitsky

    A CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time.

    So she went to check it out. She went to the Western Wall and there he was,walking slowly up to the holy site.

    She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave, usinga cane and moving very slowly, she approached him for an interview.

    “Pardon me, sir, I’m Rebecca Smith from CNN. What’s your name?

    “Morris Feinberg,” he replied.

    “Sir, how long have you been coming to the Western Wall and praying?”

    “For about 60 years.”

    “60 years! That’s amazing! What do you pray for?”

    “I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims.”

    “I pray for all the wars and all the hatred to stop.”

    “I pray for all our children to grow up safely as responsible adults andto love their fellow man.”

    “I pray that politicians tell us the truth and put the interests of thepeople ahead of their own interests.” ”

    How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?”

    “Like I’m talking to a f**king wall.”

  7. Olivia

    Can you please write something amazing about the Obama administration again? The inauguration farce has peeked the enthusiasm of my “liberal” friends again and the whole thing makes me want to barf. I need a sanity fix, Monsieur.

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